Meet Randy...

[temve]

... because her dad's a randonneur and her mum's a crossbike. So, from her father's side she gets the Shimano 105 roadbike components and the casual disregard for things like fenders, rack, and dynamo lights, and from her mother she gets the feminine geometry, the girl-specific seat, and the straight handlebars.

She's a right bastard, but I love her already.

( Here she is. )